If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
he puts the penis in happiness.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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