She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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