I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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