I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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