I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
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