That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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