she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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