Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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