I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
