Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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