Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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