Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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