Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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