can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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