i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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