Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
How naked do you want me to be?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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