better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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