So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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