apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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