what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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