My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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