If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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