Capitaan dildo arrescate!
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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