I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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