Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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