i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Randomize
