he looks like a really good dad on facebook
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
why is half of my head shaved?
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