Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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