ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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