with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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