is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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