doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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