halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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