the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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