ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
