I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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