if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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