He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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