we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
It's never too late to be topless.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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