First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Green mimosas i think yes
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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