Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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