You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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