But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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