Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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