don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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