I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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