worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Randomize
