He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
