I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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