I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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