actually, I'm a sock model
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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