i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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